This little piggy went to market
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This little piggy went to market.
— Market.
And this little piggy stayed home.
— What a silly little piggy!
This little piggy had roast beef.
— Market.
And this little piggy had none.
— Boo hoo, little piggy. Boo hoo.
And this little piggy ...
— This little piggy.
Being a smart little piggy.
— Went all the way, way, way to MelBORN.
Went into debt.
— In order to set.
Themselves up for life.
— They free traded.
They sold this and they sold that.
— Oh how they free traded!
Sold the lot.
— Lived on less than $1 a day.
Oh poor little piggy.
— Went without this.
And went without that.
— Until there was nothing left.
Ha, ha. Little piggy.
— Ha, ha.
Pig. Pig. Tried to be big.
— Yes, but it is in the nature of piggies.
To grow.
— Big pig.
Little pig.
— Off to market. We go.
That's the way it is.
— And pigs might fly.
In the Globalisation Roadshow.
BY DAVE RILEY
<http://www.ozemail.com.au/~dhell>.