Poem: How to write headlines that will sell the paper
By Rosemary Evans
Pregnant Nun Accused of Arson
_> Drunk MP Drives Over Bridge
Prostitute Shoots One-Legged Parson
_> Headless Body Found in Fridge.
Goldie Hawn Weds Boris Yeltsin
_> Fergie Dances in Nude Show
Russians Have To Pull Their Belts In
_> Pope Plays Football Like A Pro.
Dalai Lama Wins the Lottery
_> Mother Teresa Joins Rock Band
Shakespeare's Ghost Is Seen at Shottery
_> Triplets Born From One Night Stand.
Babies Mixed in Competition
_> Re-Trial: Noriega Free!
Di Joins Arctic Expedition
_> Revolution! Windsors Flee!