Feral Children Shooting Parties
em = By Denis Kevans
Fortunately, for the jaded
international telescope rifle
hunter, there are large and
increasing numbers of outcast
children living a carefree life
in the broad expanses of
Western Sydney.
Suitably strobed, or "spotted",
these fleet-footed wild things
will make outstanding shooting
as the Spring and Summer weather
flushes them out of their railway
culverts, concrete pipes, tennis
sheds, school amenities blocks,
and onto the flat, almost level,
Pampas-size paddocks of
Western Sydney.
Councils advise that tussock
and long grass will be cut,
quilt-fashion, to increase the
temporary camouflage of the fleet-
footed fugitives, and the excitement
of dropping them between
the grass brakes.
Councils advise that any costs
incurred in disposing of the relict
children, or "shatterees", will be
covered by the sliding per diem
scale paid for them by the all-
recycled, State-run dog pound.
The NSW Tourist Commission is
promoting this very attractive
tourist and sporting proposition
right now. Those with an interest
should immediately take advantage
of a potential multi-million
dollar international earner
and ring 610-3252; fax 23-678717.
Do it! Now!