A group of scientists (well, they claim to be scientists) from an organisation called The Second Coming Project are planning to bring back Jesus by cloning him.
Their stupendously spooky plan involves taking a cell from a "Holy Relic of Jesus' blood", extracting its DNA, and inserting it into an unfertilized human egg and then into the womb of a young virgin (of course!) who will then bring the baby Jesus to term in a second virgin birth. The Second Coming Project is planning on a December 25, 2001 birth.
"Contributions and donations" are being solicited to help with their quest!
See for yourself at <http://www.clonejesus.com>.
[From <http://www.curioustimes.com>.]